The Show In Which Hopefully Nothing Happens

The Show In Which Hopefully Nothing Happens

Unicorn Theatre · 21 MAR - 28 APR

How boring can theatre be?

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20 March 2019  ·  Follow on Stagedoor
“It's an hour which would convince even the most dedicated theatre sceptic that boring can be vastly entertaining.”


Welcome to the most boring show in history: an actor who never gets to perform and a security guard who just hopes nothing will occur.

Created in the Netherlands, this carefully crafted, absurdist masterpiece of hope, humour and failure has been adored by critics and children across Europe, the US and Canada for the last 12 years.

Theater Artemis return to the Unicorn following the hilarious show The Man Who Knows It All (2017).

Critic reviews

Metatheatrical two-hander that’s like Beckett for kids, only with better gags

The Stage

Theater Artemis’ absurdist show for young people


Date & time

Show ended
Thu 21 Mar - Sun 28 Apr, 10.30am, 11am, 11.30am, 1.45pm & 2.30pm


Unicorn Theatre
147 Tooley Street Southwark SE1 2HZ London, UK · Get Directions

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