A chaotic queer tragicomedy, Papa Goose is an exploration of modern-day parenthood, the limits of love, and inherited gay shame. Nick and Eden are finally going to become fathers! The paperwork is sorted. Their references checked. All they have to do is get through tonight…What could possibly go wrong? A twenty-first century disaster couple holding it together by the thinnest of threads - we follow the pair’s final meeting with Eira from the adoption agency as they try to desperately prove their suitability to be parents. Lies are told, insults accidently slung, and sofas shat upon in their struggle through the evening until at last, when the day’s affairs seem finally back in control, disaster strikes... Strap in for the weirdest and worst night of their lives.