A spade isn't a spade. A spade is a croissant. Do you know what a croissant is?” Joe Hayward quits his life in insurance and struggles in life as a stand-up. And life in general. A surreal take on the surreal life of a gigging comedian. Blending theatre, stand-up, sketches and audiovisuals, as well as nearly everything else, gosh! is a fast-paced, slick and funny whirlwind of an hour. And it’s above a pub. We love pubs. By Kit Loyd and Hamish Clayton, and produced by Slow Mojo Collective, the company behind ★★★★★ Badgers Can’t Be Friends (Southwark Playhouse, King’s Head Theatre). Don’t count your eggs, but Joe’s making an omelette.