‘All I want to know is, do I have a normal vagina? Why does it shut up shop when I want to be open for business? Is it my fault? Who do you talk to about this stuff when it feels like it’s just you with the angry vadge who gives you the silent treatment?’ An autobiographical/verbatim show about dysfunctional vagina’s, the big deal with virginity and how the myths about sex that we take as truth can seriously hinder our general wellbeing. Incorporating spoken word, physical theatre and audience participation, No Entry is a shamelessly candid and heart wrenchingly hilarious discussion about female sexual shame and the distorted perception of perpetual singledom. Using personal stories and verbatim audio accounts from different women with a condition called Vaginismus (yeah, it’s weird that it rhymes with Christmas right!) Lorna goes ‘there’, so buckle up and relax, we’re going in deep. Age Recommendation: 18+ The performance contains references to grief, trauma and depression.