How to Cope with Embarrassment

This is the story of Lucy; a red faced, red haired, red shoe’ed and red dressed woman. She has a date tonight, a date with destiny and with James.

Tonight is her 43rd birthday, and if by the dawn of day she has not uncovered the rinky-rolly-riddle to break the witches’ curse, she shall forevermore be afflicted with hot flushes and sweaty palms.