Overview
The story of a lonely woodcutter who lovingly carves a boy out of wood is gobsmackingly reimagined as a dazzling adult pantomime.
A spell transforms Pinocchio into a real boy, and sends him on a great adventure. But soon he discovers he has a very peculiar affliction: whenever he tells a lie, Pinocchio starts to grow – in a very embarrassing place.
A glorious concoction of comedy, songs, slapstick and sweet-throwing, and a tale that reminds you: if you can’t get love, you can at least get wood.
Critic reviews
The return of the smartest and slickest adult pantomime in town
· The Stage
Wonderfully written and fantastically performed
· Theatre Weekly
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Martin Hooper
Writer

Jon Bradfield
Writer
Date & time
Show ended
Tue 19 Nov - Sat 11 Jan, 2pm, 3.30pm, 6pm & 7.30pm
Venue
Arch 72 Albert Embankment London SE1 7TP London, UK
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